"I do not believe I can do that, Captain, as the good doctor put me on an all carbohydrate diet. You’re intelligence is frighteningly low, Jim."
A text I just fucking sent.
Started watching Star Trek TOS with infectedscrew in actual order for the fist time ever and I can’t decide what I love better: the show itself or Screw’s hilarious commentary throughout.
I will admit, I can get annoying pretty damn fast. So if I start to ruin the show, just let me know. c:
As it is, I will comment literally every five seconds. I have seen this show so many times I will pick on the sassy as fuck ensign just sashaying her way through the background instead of the sassy as fuck captain sashaying his way through his ship.
Fun Fact: Anyone who watches anything with me will get a lot of commentary. Either extremely angry, face punching comments or snark based on what I’m watching. If I’m not talking it means I’m super invested.
Make me choose between:
There is only one kind of cereal that I eat in this world, Reese’s Pieces. That’s it. I can’t stand eating anything else. Seriously (mostly because I can’t stand milk). And now, I can’t even eat that. Every time I do I get really bad stomach aches.
Has anyone seen the anime Attack on Titan?
If you haven’t, FUCKING DON’T. YOU DO NOT SEARCH THAT GOD DAMN ANIME. YOU DO NOT CLICK THE STREAMING LINK (because, let’s face it, you’re probably going to stream it like the rest of us illegal motherfuckers instead of waiting like a good kid and buying it). YOU DO NOT PUSHING FUCKING PLAY. YOU DO NOT START THAT SHIT. YOU CONTINUE ON IN YOUR PEACEFUL FUCKING WORLD WHERE THE ONLY DEPRESSING THING YOU ONLY EVER HAD TO WATCH AS MOTHERFUCKING MADOKA MAGICA. WHERE YOU CAN THINK THAT THE SADDEST FUCKING THING EVER WAS A BUNCH OF MAGICAL GIRLS WHO LET SHIT GET TOO REAL. YOU KEEP LIVING THAT PEACEFUL DREAM. YOU KEEP ON GOING WITH YOUR HAPPY LIFE.
BECAUSE I DIDN’T.
AND NOW I’M FUCKED.
ps. if that fucking giant thing is Eren I am going to fly to Japan and fucking punch every single on of the writing staff in the god damn face.